Réflexions d'une adolescente

, par noreply@blogger.com (Le Flâneur)

One More Joke 


De @SarcasmsNotes  sur Twitter :

- Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk and then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

- "Clean your room, guests are coming over." Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.

- Why do some couples make their status "single" every time they fight ? I don't put "orphan" when I get into fights with my parents.

- I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like it's okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.

- "your bra strap is showing" oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage female, is wearing a bra. Someone call Victoria cause her secret's out.

- That awkward moment during an argument when you realize you're completely wrong.

- If Twitter was a subject, my parents would be soo proud of me.

- if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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